lady of leisure

the amazing jane! she's turning into a REAL long island lady -

she's eating chocolate bon bons in bed ...
she's blowing out her hair ...
she's doing her nails ...
she's putting on newly purchased makeup ...
she's being chauffeur driven ...
she's bossing her husband around ...
she's lounging in satin slippers and robes ...
she's sporting new outfits daily ...
she's talking on the phone twenty-four seven ...
she's going out for lunch with the girls ...
she's strutting around with fake boobs ...

oh my, what has happened to jane?